{"product_id":"lipstick-and-lies-and-deadly-goodbyes","title":"LIPSTICK AND LIES AND DEADLY GOODBYES","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBook info:\u003c\/strong\u003e LIPSTICK AND LIES AND DEADLY GOODBYES (Paperback, 262 pages – Jodi Vaughn, 2019) – Jodi Vaughn, 2019. Language: Eng.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEver been almost-beheaded by a snow-plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed by your lying sack of s**t husband? Welcome to my life… or, more correctly, my crazy after-life.To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend.Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or in laymen’s terms, a vampire.I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and irresistible. But my Maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer and he has the appeal of a turd in punch bowl.But you know how life is as one of the Joneses...gotta keep up. Keep up appearances, that is.I’ve swapped my Triple, Venti, Sugar-Free, Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato for a stainless steel rambler that keeps my O-Negative at the perfect room temperature. I can still manage the carpool lane, with the right sunglasses to hide my crazy eyes. But between daytime soccer games, a missing college student who might have been a vampire kill, trying not to drain my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and keeping my neighbors in the dark, I’m shaking in my Jimmy Choos. I'm not sure I can do this.My name is Rachel Jones, and I’m the vampire housewife\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jodi Vaughn","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52368239034650,"sku":"9781946591333","price":92.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/2699\/9322\/files\/71T4LLPr4ZL._SY522.jpg?v=1781741421","url":"https:\/\/medicampus.store\/products\/lipstick-and-lies-and-deadly-goodbyes","provider":"medicampus.store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}